Today is the day of the squirrel
the day of the mouth-waffle
an awesome day
A Chinese farmer has constructed a
one-man submarine, revolutionizing war
The police didn't join in the dance
they arrested him for disorderly conduct
We love Hollywood, we just
have a funny way of showing it
they give me free soda, I'm here so much
it's Jack-o-lantern anarchy
Pall Mall particles in their perfect randomness
the distance of the jump corresponding with the color
these are the impossible endings
you're not considering
We disassemble poems until the tiles run out
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Remember, VIAGRA does not protect against sexually
transmitted diseases, including HIV,
so live your life in the average window of shark-attacks;
in what industry insiders have termed the "shark-attack window."
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